By Melissa. Rated PG-13.
And now, a ballad for my Mallad... Err, I mean, a ballard for my Mallard... gah, forget it. Coming up with a title for this is as useless as comparing an elephant to a telephone.
*Ahem.* Oh, Drake Mallard, Darkwing dear,
How I long to hold you near.
Oh my darling, can't you see
Just how much you mean to me?
*whips out a guitar; strums*
I'm an idiot, for your love
Just an idiot, for your love
I'm not the girl I was
And it's probably because
I'm an idiot--
Quackerjack and Megavolt: She's an idiot!
--for your love!
I'm incompetent, for your love
Insignificant, for your love
So roll me out the door
I can't function anymore
I'm an idiot--
QJ and MV: She's an idiot! *snicker*
--for your love!
I would cry for you
I would die for you
I would never say goodbye to you
I would reveal for you
Just how I feel for you
I would lie and cheat and steal for you!
Megavolt: Uh, him being a crimefighter, I don't think he'd like that.
Shut up, you! I didn't ask for your opinion. *Ahem.*
I'm insensible, for your love
Incomprehensible, for your love
You'd better cut me loose
I'm of little or no use
I'm an idiot--
QJ and MV: She's an idiot! *giggling*
--for your love!
I would cry for you
I would die for you
I'd be straight or gay or bi for you!
Quackerjack: HUH?!
Megavolt: (O_o;)
Grrr... *Ahem.*
I would reveal for you
Just how I feel for you
I would lie and cheat and steal for you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Quackerjack: (O_O)
Megavolt: (O_O)
*realizes she got carried away; blushes*
*Ahem.* I'm an idiot, for your love
Just an idiot, for your love
I'm not the girl I was
And it's probably because
I'm an idiot--
QJ and MV: She's an idiot! *smirking*
--for your love!
You'd better cut me loose
I'm of little or no use
I'm an idiot--
QJ and MV: She's an idiot! *snorting*
--for your love! I'm an idiot--
QJ and MV: She's an idiot! *laughing*
--for your love! I'm an idiot--
QJ and MV: *too hysterical to sing*
--for your looooooooove! *strum*
*puts guitar away; stares at Quacky and Megsy* What are you two laughing about?! Can't you see I'm confessing my undying devotion?!
Gosalyn: *rolls her eyes* They're laughing because they got to call you an idiot numerous times throughout your romantic serenade to my dad.
*realization hits* Grrrrr!!! *whips out a mallet*
QJ and MV: Yipe! *ZIP*
Come back HERE!!! *ZIP*
Gosalyn: With many apologies to Pat McCurdy. *bows; walks away*
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